Which is worse-statements 

What is worst? 

- An alien in your home that eats all your clothes or...

- A monkey spewing at you constantly?! 

- Be a disabled guy (nothing wrong with that) working at the airport or...

- A hobo in Haiti?! 

- Having a heartattack at your birthday or...

- Join the arme when you were five years old?!  

- Go to the dentist every day in the rest of your life or... 

- Choose between killing your mom or your dad?! 

- Be in a zombie-appocolips or...

- Get run over by a truck but survive.